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Birthday: 9/7/1907
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Monday, December 08, 2003

ok, on to the next person i hate wish a firey passion....

2) This crap head's name would be.....i really dont know what this thing's name is....

Many of you know this horrific excuse for a man as my gay twin...
ok, i really dont understand his logic of thought.....i mean, he dresses like any usual homo prep kid, and let me just emphesize the word HOMO in there....but, he pretends, for some odd reason, to be really poor...
if you look at him, he has a bitch bag made completely out of duck tape....i mean, wtf?!!? does he honestly think that makes him cool?!?!?
i cant even begin to describe my desire to barf right into this dissaster for a man purse....
it not only disgraces man purpose, but also shits on beautiful people like raymond and myself, who enjoy the advantage of being free to walk around with man purses and not be laughed at....

ok, now moving on to his damn gay scarf....YES, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT!!!!! HE WEARS A SCARF!!!!!! he might as well put on slippers and become another Dr. Bath!

i have to put up with this monstrosity during math class three times a week, and every time, i just want to bitch slap this kid for ruining my beautified image.

so then, i thoght about it for a little more, and i figured, he wasnt trying to be like me...for some reason, thie poor exuse for a life form idolizes alexi benditch! i mean, hes a damn rich bastard that pretends he's poor, he looks just like a russian, but hes a damn fascist nazi pig on the inside, and he even thinks he's cool because he can degrade himself through his outer apperance!

need i say more?


Sunday, December 07, 2003

ok, now i need to add to my list of people i hate. from the most recent ones, ill rank them in order of most hated to slightly irritational ppl, throughout my next few entries....coming soon (about 1 week...or 2...)

1)GIBSON KIM!!!!! - omg, i hate that kid so much, you wouldnt even understand how homosexual that kid is.....

first off, heres a pic of him....the arrow is pointing at his face...

 

ok, now besides his ugly face, let me tell you a lil more about this fruitcake. gibson kim is like on a bastard level of all his own...i mean, hes ALWAYS right behind you, and he ALWAYS tries to touch you in weird places....and then when you dont let him have his fun with your genetalia, he calls you a faggot! now wtf is wrong with this picture?

ok, besides that, lets move on to how gibson throws a lacrosse ball...if you ever saw peter pan, you would know how tinkerbell has this gay stance when she shoots out her sparkly crap...

ok, now imagine that being a dude, and not with the extremely homo dress on....thats an exact copy of the faggot named gibson.

and its not like gibson is the only one tht does that, ilya does that same thing, even after a year on the team....yet its different with gibson....its totally homo...

and then you hear gibson talk....omg...one time, try to just sit there, and pay attantion to him when he talks to his friends...."yo, i like dick so much", "im so gay", "anal sex is my favorite"....it just never ends...

and then i wonder...who really is gisbon?

i mean, after drinking this stuff

and goin to his favorite stores....

and dressing like this...


....well, what can i say....

gibson, this flag is just for you...

 


Friday, October 24, 2003

ok, well, on the bus today, i was talkin to kathy, ciara, and vanessa. and i remembered something i havent thought about for a very long time: people i hate!

well, well, the list is so long that i really cant remember everyone because when i think of them, i just wanna puke.

lets start with the common list of people that we all hate :

nikita- because he IS GAY!!! AND IS HIDING IT!!!

benditch- because hes a fascist pig and pretends hes poor, but hes a rich piece of crap because he steals everyones money.

the "cool" and "popular" piece of crap juniors and seniors who play every sport in the world and think they're all high and mighty - because they get more action than me....

ok, now to the list of my all time favorites:

the really ugly kid on my bus - even issac said it "he's so ugly, he should just be shot to relieve everyone else's pain"

the annoying freshmen dude on my bus with the penis-head-style haircut - becuase he cant stop talking and sounds realy really annoying...kinda like the sound one would make when having a stuffy nose and having his balls cut off..

all the other stupid annoying freshmen on my bus - because they cant stop talking about penises and gay porno!!!!

the annoying kids that try to play baseball at the end of every day at school - because they know they suck and will never make our already awesumly gay and horrible team, yet they endanger my survival every day by throwing that damn ball in my direction.  

vasilis or watever the fuk his name is- bcuz i would rather spend a day talking about gay porn with dr bath then having to spend an hour with this flaming piece of crap, im too cool for you, faggot.

and finally, just because i need to add this,

myself - because im a hypocritical piece of shit bastard asswipe and should die a firey death and be whipped multiple times (even though i would enjoy that) and thrown into a cell with 10 cops (even though i would enjoy tearing them to pieces and then cannibalizing their doughnut eating lazy fat asses.

the end...

p.s. if theres anyone else who deserves to be on this list, feel free to comment on this and i will consider making a list twice as long.


well, i decided that i had another good friend that i should dedicate an entry to. this comrade's name is aleksey benditch.

first, lets start with his baby pics.

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for those of you who cant read russian, the writing at the top says "young communist"

about the time when he was 9, he decided on how he wanted people to remember him. he chose his future.

he joined the chineese communist party, and became one of those people that sit there with bowls in front of them and look at pieces of paper.

he started gaining popularity after his husband released a book about him.

then he went all phsyco and started promoting dumb propaganda crap.

he became so anal that he even decided to steal stuff from old grandpas and grandmas.

see, there's aleksey taking some old woman's wallet.

here are some of his friends:

as you can see, all these men only care about themselves and world domination. but when you try to find out the truth about them, well,

it just doesnt happen....

 to be continued.....


Friday, October 03, 2003

ok, well, i havent writen nethin in a while so i decided i should just recap stuff... specially since ciara was so happy when she saw how great my xanga was.

sereously, you shudve seen her face

ok. well, the year started for me when i met the ppl i have to suck up to for the next half yr...my teachers..

but how can you pay attention in class when your chem teacher and history teacher look like these guys?

even worse,

imagoine having to learn spanish in appelbaum's class.

every day, i just look at her face and get like paralized.

yo, and now for the worse part.

imagine focusing on this teacher in ur math class..who stares at u endlessly...

to be continued...



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